Political Commentators Gifts

"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."

National Health Service

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'Wait, I have a coupon for $500,000 off that hammer.'

'When are these fools going to get it through their thick skulls?... You can't fight city hall.'

This Bus Runs on Punditry

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

Immigration Detention Centre.

'Monarchy under fire': 'This royal throne of kings, this sceptic Isle!'

"The boss spent years in business and government. His door isn't just open, it's revolving!"

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

"Unfortunately, our pilot said insensitive things on a podcast ten years ago."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'You're parents? Oh, I'm sorry -- this is the Politician-Teacher Association.'

'How dare they put public safety at risk, that's our job!'

'Of course the crime rate is down, dummy -- you legalized everything!'

Mice building a huge trap.

You Lie!

"My goodness! Do we have to rob old ladies again in our old days?"

Gun violence in the USA

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

"Dole—who needs him? Kemp—forget it! Bush—are you kidding? Dukakis—gimme a break! Babbitt—who? Biden—no way! Haig—don't make me laugh!"

"He's energizing his base."

"you can feel secure knowing that you have your own personal deterrent?"

Annual Slime Removal

This is your brain on weed! This is Jeff Sessions' brain, always.

Lib'rate Merica

"Dr. Fauci, you've forgotten your Hypocritic Oath: First do no harm to to me!"

Trump memorial cemetery.

"Me. . . (cough, cough). . . anti-masker!"

X Brazil

Christmas in Gaza

"Anyhow, Mr. Hefner would like you folks to know he really appreciates the gesture!"

Russia's Gay Legislation.