Commentators Gifts

Bannon vs. Trump Grudge Match

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Sports Radio in Crisis

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Sir Patrick Moore.

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pundits

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

"This is gonna be great!"