News Commentators Gifts

"Man, this slavery thing sucks!"

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Trump Poutine

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'