Media Commentators Gifts

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'It seems like a King should have more than FIFTEEN minutes of fame!'

"Have we ever been asked if we even want the weather?..."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Support the Ex-Troops

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Torturing the English Language

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Press Freedom

Difference of Opinion

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Meet the Enemy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'There's nothing on.'