Media Commentary Gifts

"Star Trek." "Can you believe that? It's been fifteen years since the reboot came out, yet it hasn't been rebooted again. If a newborn puppy can live out its life and die of old age since the last reboot, it's been too darn long!"

"The more I read about these cats the less I care for them."

"Weather rebuttal."

It's a Mad Hatter's world after all!

'It's pretty clear the level of intelligence the programs are targeting.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

'Is it just me, or are news reports getting more and more gimmicky?'

Sebastian Gorka

Trial by Media

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Reagacentennial

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Wifi in Hell

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Difference of Opinion

The Cougher

Meet the Enemy

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Laughingstock

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack