Critique Commentator Gifts

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"But is it art?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Trump Poutine

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Cartoonist thinking'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

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The new Physics

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Seamus Heaney