The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.
Commentary Critics Pillows
Add a touch of satire and insight to their space with our commentary critics pillows. Soft, stylish, and thought-provoking, these cushions make a bold statement about their love for critique and conversation.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."
'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'
'Cartoonist thinking'
"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."
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'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'
"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."
"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."
'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.
Sports Radio in Crisis
"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"
"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."
Tree of Public Opinion.
Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'
Sir Patrick Moore.
"Can you hear me now?"
And now, for a rebuttal.
"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"
'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'
If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.
Chess on TV
Virginia Foxx Caricature
"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.
"Actually, we will replace you."
The United States of Amazement
"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."
Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks
Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.
With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,
"This is gonna be great!"
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