Commentary Critic Pillows

'Technically, that has to go down as a missed chance...'

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'We didn't underestimate them, They were a lot better than we thought, , ,'

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Sports Radio in Crisis

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Can you hear me now?"

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Chess on TV

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"Actually, we will replace you."

Virginia Foxx Caricature

The United States of Amazement

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah