Commentary Critic Mugs

'Technically, that has to go down as a missed chance...'

"Pah! - this country...I've got half a mind to join the Tory Party..!"

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

'We didn't underestimate them, They were a lot better than we thought, , ,'

'Stocks dipped on the news that the manufacturing . . .'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Sir Patrick Moore.

Tree of Public Opinion.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Can you hear me now?"

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"