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HS2 rampage...

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

Laughingstock

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Miss Jones, bring me into the 21st century..."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

HS2

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"Destroyers"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'