Economic Commentary Buff T-Shirts

Fat Cat City Farmers...

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Loan Alley

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

Dow Jones drop

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

The Invisible Hand of the Market

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Shares Nosedive

"The minimum wage is being upgraded, so how about the minimum allowance?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

Euro against the Dollar.

The Euro.

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Trump and President Xi

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Federal Guidelines

Rebuilding the Economy.