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"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

"At this point, I'm just happy to still have a job."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"Sure we have mortgage money. It's just that you can't have any."

Using mirrors to make up for the staff shortage.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

CEO Robin Hood.

'Micro payment? I've been on micro payment for years!'

Trick or trick.

'We're prepared to give you a loan but you will have to beg.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

"We're a failing school so you'll fit in perfectly."

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'

'I'm woried about one minority group becoming extinct - billionaires.'

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

'Unfortunately, since the credit crunch, people are lucky to afford flip-flops.'

'Due to the economy, the Christmas parade's been cancelled so we're going downtown to watch the unemployment line.'

"From now on get the five-hundreds only, son. The hundreds don't burn well enough!"

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"Sure you lost your government job, but at least you have stock market investments. Whoops, hold on!"

"Recipes for disaster: Book 1, tariffs."

Dr. Manette Sinks In His Daughter's Arms As She Tells Him The Sad News

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

"Put in something about the stock market."

"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."

"Foreclosure"

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"Aside from huge amounts of money, my wants are very few."

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Small Cash Infusion

"Have you heard about the UK's rate of growth?"

"We could cut down a bit on our shoplifting."

"Margaret! That damn shrinkflatered my candy bar!"

"The filthy rich"