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Federal Guidelines

Trump pardons

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Difference of Opinion

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

The Berlin Peace Movement

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Loan Alley

'Don't bother cleaning out your desk. We'll be hiring you back as a consultant for half the salary and no benefits.'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

Dow Jones drop

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Jumping Wall Street.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Standard And P****d.

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."