Economic Commentary Lover Pillows

'True, but fraud and waste in government is an important part of our economy.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

The Decline of the Euro.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Euro Problems

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

Bureau of Inflation.

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

The Department Chairs react to the budget cuts.

Rebuilding the Economy.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

Campaign 2016

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Assuming That It Works

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

'I say this is the best we've been given for a long time!'

"The filthy rich"

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

Inflating assets to get a loan. Too poor to pay taxes

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'And in further economic news, the silver lining in the latest economic crisies has been downgraded to bronze.'