Economic Discussion Lover Pillows

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

Stay the Course.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

Assuming That It Works

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

James Freeman

"I started my company on a shoestring and I've tripled my investment."

Greece - Euro

'Three stars means the stock has been approved by Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, and Janet Yellen.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

"What used to be the debt ceiling is now the floor."

Psst, sir. Want an extra kick with your morning coffee? Sure, like more caffeine? Like a little wake-up. Huh? The top 10% of American families get nearly 70% of all income, compared to 1980 when they got a third. I'm talkin' 'bout the income gap! Not bad. Does this come with chocolate syrup.

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"

National Debt: Deep, long lasting and sure to generate a lot of interest.

'The Government today announced a fifty billion dollar research program to determine the causes of inflation....'

Things of the past...

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'I think you should conquer Switzerland now, before interest rates go up any higher.'

Money falling down a black hole