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'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Daddy is going off to stimulate the economy by making gobs of money.'

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

The following budget summary may upset those of a nervous disposition.

Stay the Course.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Greece - Euro

"I started my company on a shoestring and I've tripled my investment."

'Three stars means the stock has been approved by Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, and Janet Yellen.'

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

Things of the past...

"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"

'The Government today announced a fifty billion dollar research program to determine the causes of inflation....'

National Debt: Deep, long lasting and sure to generate a lot of interest.

"What used to be the debt ceiling is now the floor."

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

Money falling down a black hole

'I think you should conquer Switzerland now, before interest rates go up any higher.'

Victims of Financial Consultant's