Economy Commentator Pillows

'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'

Recovery

'Never mind the rail fare increase. I had to sell my Rolex to buy a meat and potato pie!'

'I decided to try Obamanomics out on a personal level... I borrowed a million bucks from China and gave it all to panhandlers.'

'How's business?'

'I've figured it out. To make money today you need to be a CEO or a counterfeiter.'

Spot the difference.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Why markets crash.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

There will be no economics report...our economics reporter got caught in the tech carnage...

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

'The Final Merger'

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Bureau of Inflation.

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Rebuilding the Economy.

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"