Sociopolitical Commentary Pillows

Pensioner carries sedan chair.

Don't Forget the Thank You Card

"I read that money is dirty and can make people sick."

"Left, right, beneath, on top...it's simply a question of money!"

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Reagacentennial

Wifi in Hell

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Laughingstock

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Trump Poutine

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"