Sociopolitical Commentary Pillows

Pensioner carries sedan chair.

"I read that money is dirty and can make people sick."

"Left, right, beneath, on top...it's simply a question of money!"

The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

The Cougher

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Trump Poutine

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Laughingstock

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

Armageddon

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."