Sociopolitical Commentator Pillows

College: 'We do not discriminate on the basis of race, age, sex, or religion. Students must simply be able to afford $20,000 tuition per year.'

Gordon Brown blowing hot air into the Five Economic Tests.

"Her dowry consisted of one hundred forty seven unpaid parking tickets."

Better a Pedophile Than a Democrat

'All that worrying about the proletariat, and it was the BOURGEOISIE who got us!

'Of course he never imposes his moral standards on the people -- he doesn't have any!'

Toy guns.

Vote: 'The names change, but the hogwash remains the same.'

Robert Mugabe holds Zimbabwe hostage.

"Left, right, beneath, on top...it's simply a question of money!"

"What did you do instead of voting in the 2018 mid-term elections, daddy...?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Support the Ex-Troops

Spot the difference.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Government a la Carte

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."