Political Commentator Pillows

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

Donald J. Trump presents Invaders from Mexico

Theresa May

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

Fat Cats and the Starving.

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"We British will never surrender our heritage to a bunch of foreigners"

First Nationalized Bank

"You undocumented workers have to leave...now."

Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'

American Dream Helper.

Help wanted sign on the Mexican border.

"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."

"How's this: you teach us how to irrigate and plant corn, and we'll decimate your tribe and name a baseball team after you."

'Public/Private Park etc'

"You are very seriously ill...you need to go somewhere where they have stem cell research...that would be just about anywhere but the United States."

'They stopped making excuses. It's cheaper to import them.'

Heath care, then and now.

"This time next week we'll be wishing we'd appreciated how less worse things were last week."

You Didn't Say 'Please'.

Gordon Brown

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

"And now, to work you up into a froth of hate, hysteria, panic, and uncertainty, the news."

First class only raft.

"I need to boycott something that won't inconvenience me."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

Direct causes of gun violence: video games, arguments, minorities, drugs, mental illness, poverty, rap music, guns 100%.

'So how long have you had this tendency to self-harm?'

Giving GP's the right motivation

'Have you got something a little more conservative?'

"To make it more sporting, I've also blindfolded the men."

'In the event of the end of medicare, which country has an intact health care system?'

'You have nothing to complain about, your side is growing too.'

"I bought this net from the Inland Revenue. It allows big fish to swim through, yet catches the small ones."