Political Commentator Pillows

"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"

"He's all right. I just wish he were a little more pro-Israel."

Donald J. Trump presents Invaders from Mexico

Theresa May

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

Fat Cats and the Starving.

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

"We British will never surrender our heritage to a bunch of foreigners"

First Nationalized Bank

"You undocumented workers have to leave...now."

Public Services: 'IN - OUTSOURCE'

American Dream Helper.

Help wanted sign on the Mexican border.

"Look, you've got to accept some curtailment of your freedom in exchange for increased security."

'Public/Private Park etc'

"You are very seriously ill...you need to go somewhere where they have stem cell research...that would be just about anywhere but the United States."

'They stopped making excuses. It's cheaper to import them.'

"How's this: you teach us how to irrigate and plant corn, and we'll decimate your tribe and name a baseball team after you."

Heath care, then and now.

"This time next week we'll be wishing we'd appreciated how less worse things were last week."

Gordon Brown

"I need to boycott something that won't inconvenience me."

You Didn't Say 'Please'.

US Infrastructure Deteriorating

First class only raft.

'So how long have you had this tendency to self-harm?'

'In the event of the end of medicare, which country has an intact health care system?'

"To make it more sporting, I've also blindfolded the men."

"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."

'You have nothing to complain about, your side is growing too.'

Giving GP's the right motivation

'Have you got something a little more conservative?'

Direct causes of gun violence: video games, arguments, minorities, drugs, mental illness, poverty, rap music, guns 100%.

"We must do something about these refugees..."

"In a post-fact world, anything goes."