Policy Commentator Pillows

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

Federally Guidelined

From the Greenhouse to the White House....

Border walls...

1500 cap on list sizes proposed.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Hate Platforms

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

UK border controls relaxed.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Trump Poutine

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.