Policy Commentator Pillows

Fire/Dental Insurance Policy - "If your teeth ever go up in flames you'll be completely covered."

Federally Guidelined

From the Greenhouse to the White House....

Border walls...

1500 cap on list sizes proposed.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Hate Platforms

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

UK border controls relaxed.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Trump Poutine

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'