Policy Pundits Pillows

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

Unleashing the dogs of regulation.

Congress is on a cliff edge with social security and medicare.

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

World Health Organization

Matteo Salvani

"It's not a bad company policy manual, but I'd draft some stronger limits on sick pay."

Windups: Obama Tax Plan

'Toss 'em here.....I'll work them into my show!'

Risky Social Security

Barack Obama and NSA

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

Suffolk GP saves £1000s by Conducting Vasectomies in-house.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'It's pretty clever foreign policy - China can't invade us, because we owe them MONEY!'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Hate Platforms

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump Poutine