Policy Critics Pillows

Subcontracts with America.

Trump Health Care

The EU ignoring the refugee crisis.

Shock Therapy.

Well at least there's consistency in SOME things.

'The Government today announced a fifty billion dollar research program to determine the causes of inflation....'

"Apparently him being 108 and dead isn't sufficient reason for laying him off!"

Trump and Express Deportations

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump secret police

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

The wrecking crew!

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

'Don't worry! Since 28% of my salary goes to the government, I've decided to work 72% of the time!'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'