Policy Critiquer Pillows

Federal Department of Disproportionate Force.

Biden and Saudi Arabia

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump secret police

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

The wrecking crew!

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Why do you hate the media?

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Republicans Have To Cheat in Order Remain a Viable Party

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

State of the Union

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

The Art of Misdirection

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'