Political Critiquer Pillows

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump secret police

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

The wrecking crew!

Why do you hate the media?

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

The new Physics

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."