Critic Of Politics Pillows

There's Riches in Diversity

I'm leaving politics to spend more time with my cash.

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Trump secret police

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

The wrecking crew!

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Why do you hate the media?

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."