Critic Of Politics Gifts

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Reading my Critics

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Trump secret police

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Why do you hate the media?

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

The wrecking crew!

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

The new Physics

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'