Political Critiques Gifts

"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Trump secret police

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

The wrecking crew!

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Why do you hate the media?

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

State of the Union

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Fun with Fascism

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

The Art of Misdirection

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Republicans Have To Cheat in Order Remain a Viable Party