Us Politics Critic Pillows

Trumpism Monster

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

UK border controls relaxed.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Trump secret police

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

The wrecking crew!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Why do you hate the media?

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

The Art of Misdirection