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G.O.P. Telethon

Frankentrump

"Welcome to the future"

"Good boy."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Trump secret police

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

DUNVOTIN

US Capitol Building Toppled

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Why do you hate the media?

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

social services cuts

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

The Emperor's New Clothes

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Republicans Have To Cheat in Order Remain a Viable Party

The Art of Misdirection

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"