Congressional Critic Pillows

"We must be close to the capitol."

'Thank you, Reverend. We loved you sermon on ending partisan gridlock in Washington.'

'From now on. We're going to punt it.

Democratic Arithmetic

"So GIVE Washington a piece of your mind...donate what's left of your brain to Congress!"

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

'Oh, he's a real family man -- he's starting on his fourth.'

"That nearly spells 'Democrat'! We can't have any of that!"

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Trump secret police

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

US Capitol Building Toppled

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'