Congressional Commentator Pillows

Sen. Dianne Feinstein

Pied Piper

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Trump Poutine

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Laughingstock

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'Cartoonist thinking'

"AI chat bot"

"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."