Capitol Commentator Pillows

A clown in front of the US Capital juggling three balls: Economy, Health Care and War. A fourth ball, 'Everything Else,' is bouncing on the ground.

"Want to try this again?"

'That damn racial scandal.'

Alejandro Mayorkas

"So GIVE Washington a piece of your mind...donate what's left of your brain to Congress!"

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

Freedom of Speech

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Nation-building never works."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump Poutine

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Laughingstock

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Tearing up the Iran Deal

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem