Capitol Commentator Pillows

A clown in front of the US Capital juggling three balls: Economy, Health Care and War. A fourth ball, 'Everything Else,' is bouncing on the ground.

"Want to try this again?"

'That damn racial scandal.'

Alejandro Mayorkas

"So GIVE Washington a piece of your mind...donate what's left of your brain to Congress!"

'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'

Freedom of Speech

J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.

"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Trump Poutine

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

'Cartoonist thinking'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."