A clown in front of the US Capital juggling three balls: Economy, Health Care and War. A fourth ball, 'Everything Else,' is bouncing on the ground.
Capitol Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a Capitol commentator? Explore our collection of clever, political-themed items that celebrate their interest in government, politics, and media with a touch of humor and intelligence.
"Want to try this again?"
'That damn racial scandal.'
Alejandro Mayorkas
"So GIVE Washington a piece of your mind...donate what's left of your brain to Congress!"
'Okay, we'll release one hostage, for six weeks!!'
Freedom of Speech
J. Woogle - 20 years in congress, saying 'no' to everything.
"The Speaker of the House is such a gossip!"
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
"Nation-building never works."
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Trump Poutine
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
Laughingstock
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'
"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
Tearing up the Iran Deal
America Finally Solves the Gun Problem
Capitol Commentator Gifts Collection
Capitol Commentator Mugs
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Capitol Commentator Pillows
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Capitol Commentator Prints
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Capitol Commentator T-Shirts
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