Civic Commentator Gifts

'I plan to privatize everything...so instead of President, I'll run for 'C.E.O'.'

The first projected loser... the griping non-voter.

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

'The American people can't be that smart - or why would we keep getting re-elected?'

'He doesn't have the charisma to lead the country to hell.'

Nebraska's 'Pro-Life' Congressional Delegation

Bureaucracy in the Public Sector

"Seems these elections are filled with simple messages and silly games. People don't want that anymore. We need to know 'Can you fix our schools? Can I afford to be sick? Will I be safe walking home with my bingo cash?'"

"The first projected loser in November (and countless like him!)

"We've decided to pay you according to your worth."

American politicians discuss allowing taxpayers to keep some money.

'The president thanks you for your $25 campaign contribution but he's not taking any cabinet applications at this time.'

"Tell him we don't vote for them wot don't do anyfink."

'And if elected, I'll be surprised as you.'

BUS, 'The way I see it, if the Government doesn't reward failure, who will?'

Laws: Buy, Sell, Trade.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Now that you're home to see what we think - how about you put aside politics...compromise and do your job!'

"Any questions?"

'More feel-good legislation?'

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

"You can't simply throw money at a problem; it has to be someone else's money."

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."

"I'm even better off than I was four years ago."

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

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