Social Commentator Gifts

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'Run! 73 million baby boomers are about to retire!'

'What took you so long?'

Devolution is Real

"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

"My name is Mr. Collins. I'll be teaching you English literature, and I'm armed."

"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

'Well, well! It's the Joneses and their neighbors, who I see are still managing to keep up with them'

"Whistle, you dumb bastard!"

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

Gender Differences: Body Image

"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"

The prince reconsiders...'Is waking sleeping beauty with a kiss sexual harassment?'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'More budget cuts. One gown per room. Who wants to wear it first?'

"How is it gendered?"

"You can collect for disability. I don't know about inability."

"Interesting, but we can never forget that you went to a state college."

'I'd love to give them my two cents' worth, but they won't listen for less than $10,000.'

'As my mentor, I sometimes question the advice you've given...'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

Heaven- A Gated Community

'The trouble with a melting pot is that sombody always gets burned.'

'Why on earth would you need water Simply drink cola.'

Time/Temp/Quality of Life

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

"A white heterosexual male? ? what assisance could you possibly need?"

Dataholic.

Women carrying signs, one says 'The end is near!', the other says 'The end is not near!' The caption reads 'But aren't we fortunate to live in a society where differing views are tolerated?'

'It says here, the world is heading for a cashless society. I always thought you and I were way ahead of our time!'

Native American saying 'no to asylum seekers'.

'Then, as you can see, we give them some multiple choice tests.'