Social Commentators Gifts

Performance figures.

Stay the course.

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

'I begun like you, with nothing but my bare hands. Look at me now! Only 25 years later, I'm begging with my own hat! Geez, I love this country! Everybody can make it here!'

"You're white.You don't understand my culture."

'I envy your metabolism.'

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'A cardboard box in the Hamptons...That's the American dream!'

"Well, so long, Eddie. The recession's over."

"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

"Community service? You mean around regular people?"

'These drug tests, they're be absolutely confidential, right? I don't want any rumors spread about me.'

'Bad news Fred. They're stopping my incapacity benefit.'

'Just remember, the dessert is mine!'

"When I see how much it costs to keep someone in prison every year, I'm glad I don't pay any taxes."

'Obese Children' road sign outside school

Burying our heads in the sand

"Designer babies! What will they think of next?"

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

'Sorry folks; economics forced a change of venue.'

The Devil's Workshop

Seating arrangements.

"Of course, it helped that my father was also a king."

"Marry you?�Don't be so deeply unfashionable."

"And this next one - is this the kind of racism that advances my career or ends it?"

"We're hoping to get some lottery money to fund some gambling support groups!"

People starving in the world but never a shortage of liquor.

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

Gen Y Elevator

Bag lady with toxic medical waste

'Mummy...what is that...?'

New Man Offenses

Subcontracts with America.

"Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine!"