Societal Commentator Gifts

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

'My staff are all legally entitled to work here but very few of them choose to.'

"Many women are more at ease with a female doctor. That's why I'm wearing the wig."

Handicapped Parking.

"'Bring your children to work day' isn't the same since the retirement age went up!"

'Congratulations! He's born idle.'

Same Sex Marriages.

"I want you to be more health conscious. Steal a vegetarian's lunch."

Lost: Tolerance and Compassion

"My congressman is corrupt....who can I trust, doc?"

Baby diapers, adult diapers and just lazy diapers.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'I can explain the meaning of life, but I don't know where to start on Obama's healthcare system!'

Prostitution and promiscuity

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"It's been a year. Seriously. No one cares anymore."

'What we need are uglier politicians.'

Blind folded - Please Help.

"Trickle-down."

"Well it's obviously not her money he's after!"

One day it will just disappear.

Virgin Proof

Coronavirus and the Homeless

Covid Restrictions

"When they said we were heading for a 'cashless' economy I didn't think they just meant us having no money!"

The Sickness At The Heart of America...

"The biggest difference between us isn't that I have more money than you. It's that I have way way WAY more money than you."

Self-Employed Entrepreneur

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Tender Identity Crisis

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

Now it's not just the elevation that's high in Colorado.

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'