Society Commentator Gifts

The world is coming to an end again.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

The 24 Hour 'Celebrities' Careers Going Down the Drain' Channel.

'Today everyone protested everything everywhere.'

Your problem is you lack committment.

"Yes, the force is certainly changing."

Part Time Woman Wanted.

last ditch effort

Death Penalty debate.

"I'm at the age where work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Dating Agency with Best Before Dates.

The Ekert Saga: 'Uh...How is niceness a scourge?...Now there's a million unemployed lawyers, right?'

David Cameron Parenting Classes: 'After registering them for Eton the next most important thing is selecting the right nanny!'

Rescues from Terrorists, political crazies, gun crazies and religious crazies.

'Nice try!'

"The public seems to accept this better."

Covid parties in the United States

"You should move back with your folks until this recession-thingy is over."

Social indiscipline

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"But I do have a job, sir - this!"

Have you drugged your child today?

"So you're depressed by financial, sexual,political,religious and health issues....tell me about it..."

"I really can't help it, officer - Show business is in my blood!"

"...and then the parole board asked me if I learned anything while I was in prison, so I told them I now know how to hot-wire a car, forge a twenty, stick up a liquor store..."

Society expresses its views on a question of marriage

Marriage a la Mode - Toilette scene.

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I know it's weird, but I'm attracted to women my own age."

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."