Satirical Society Commentator Gifts

Look! There's that guy Jones I went bankrupt trying to keep up with.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Critisize your weight.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The Berlin Peace Movement

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Russia Money Laundering