Satirical Social Critic Gifts

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"I just don't understand how parents can't see that their kids are getting indoctrinated right under their noses."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Trump pardons

Voltaire

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Where does it all end up?

The prying mantis,

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The transparent safe box of Panama

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Police Statetion

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."