Social Critic Gifts

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Reinforced Concrete

"I suppose we could tweak our empathy algorithm."

"I can't speak for everyone in the top one percent, but I'm fine."

Find Rush Limbaugh

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'Public/Private Park etc'

poverty-stricken family watching T.V. "God bless the Royal Family...what would we do without them?"

"Good cop." "Bad cop."

Exposed as a fraud.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"The number of youngsters getting involved in petty crime has gone through the roof!"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Fat Woman with Thin Shadow.

''The great american dream' has been sponsored by Toyota, British Petroleum, Credit Suisse, and Chooc Oil of China.'

"And remember Miss Wilson, if you have any sexual harassment from anybody below director level, let me know."

"Free prescription drugs."

"Hello? I'd like to complain about people driving while wearing Burqas."

Cambridge Supplies, Inc. - Back to School Special

Damaged Child, Problem Child, Management Problem, Society's Problem, End of Problem.

'Haves' and 'Have Nots'

Theory of Evolution - Revised and Updated.

Lemonade Stand Selling 'Mom's Meds'

'One nation under greed with liberty and justice for all.'

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

"We found a problem with your bill. It's too low. But I'm confident we can get it into the unaffordabe range soon."

"Why the long face?"

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations

Wellbeing Score

"Out there are people who are still gullible and your job is to find them."