Satirical Social Commentators Gifts

US Supreme Court: Thurs - Abortion Ruling, Fri - KC Fish Fry, Sun - Holy Communion, Tues - 9:30 Mass, Thurs - Gun Ruling.

Next stop bloomingdales

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Torturing the English Language

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Critisize your weight.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Government a la Carte

Our Two Parties, Explained

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Arizona In Black

Russia Money Laundering