Urban Commentator Gifts

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'You know Percy...they should really fix those pot holes...'

The Crowdfunder is in.

This Town Is Too Expensive I've Left It. Please Give.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Demonic Repossession.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Back to Normal

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"How am I rampaging?"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

"God damn it, Walter – I'm not even indicted yet."