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"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'You know Percy...they should really fix those pot holes...'

The Crowdfunder is in.

This Town Is Too Expensive I've Left It. Please Give.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Demonic Repossession.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'You know, if we play it right, campaign finance reform could be pretty lucrative.'

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

"How am I rampaging?"

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Bureaucracy in the Public Sector

Chugger

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

"Any questions?"

On a Certian Condescension in Foreigners.