Neighborhood Commentator T-Shirts

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

The Burbs

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

(Used to be) END.

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

'How very Putney!'

Dog Work Ethics