Neighborhood Commentators T-Shirts

Dragging the Joneses down to our level since 1967.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

The Burbs

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

(Used to be) END.

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'How very Putney!'

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'You know Percy...they should really fix those pot holes...'