Neighborhood Commentators Gifts

Dragging the Joneses down to our level since 1967.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

The Life of a Sentient Rock

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

The Burbs

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'Do you think there's still a culture of sexism in the city?'

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

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"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'How very Putney!'

'You know Percy...they should really fix those pot holes...'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'