Friendly Neighborhood Critic Gifts

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

Autumn Leaves

'He's training for a career in law.'

'This place looks welcoming enough,Alf!'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

(Used to be) END.

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'How very Putney!'

See, that's why you never buy the nicest house in the neighborhood.

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

'You should see what they're doing next door - it's disgusting,'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

How very Colliers Wood