Neighbor With Humor Gifts

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"It's been a rainy winter."

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

'How very Blackheath!'

Mower Fraud!

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."